Anonymous said:

Have you got instagram?


No


azpeoria said:

Promise not to forget about all us when your famous someday?


Lmao, I won’t. Hahaha that’s so sweet. A girl can dream, right?


I need to apply to godsgirls ASAP


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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via walkfasterr)

Anonymous said:

Maybe is stripper code for no but I'm going to make you think it could really happen


I’m glad you know your stripper code.